apparently i'm quite the catch

Lately I've been hearing things like that from a few females. Like, " I can't believe your ex left" and "I can't believe you're single". Well guess what! I am! A girl who's in a relationship telling you that you're quite a catch is like your mom telling you that you're handsome, it's not really helping me out. And it's even worse when a single girl says it, if I'm such a catch how come we're not on a date right now? Women, you can't live with them and they can't turn up missing.