apparently i'm quite the catch

Lately I've been hearing things like that from a few females. Like, " I can't believe your ex left" and "I can't believe you're single". Well guess what! I am! A girl who's in a relationship telling you that you're quite a catch is like your mom telling you that you're handsome, it's not really helping me out. And it's even worse when a single girl says it, if I'm such a catch how come we're not on a date right now? Women, you can't live with them and they can't turn up missing.

on heartbreak

Have you ever had someone break your heart with so much care and respect that you actually like them more? That's pretty much how it went down last night. I actually feel closer to her than I did before. Without getting into to much detail I can't explain exactly what I mean, but believe me when I say that even though it hurt, it was beautiful.

did you enjoy your new years celebration as much as i did?

well, did ya?