i have an ass

for many years i have been suffering from a medical condition known as noassatall syndrome, most commonly found in adult white males. i have been working out and am more active than i used to be and have noticed my body becoming more proportional. i am in the middle of restoring the hardwood floors in my house and while doing this i was laying on my stomach sanding and i could feel my booty shake a little, and since i can't see back there was my only indication that i have anything back there. sorry ladies, no photos, but i am available for your viewing pleasure 24/7