why am i a pimp

a friend of mine saw the picture of me and Bek at my reunion and i think he meant to say "why are you dressed like a pimp", but what he said was "why are you a pimp" and i said "why do birds fly?, why do stars twinkle?, they just do!" so there's no scientific explanation, it's just one of those things you have to take on faith, maybe someday in a top secret lab deep underground someone will discover the reason, but until then i don't think the world is ready anyway.