hot chocolate ass

a couple of years ago i had gone to my folks house to celebrate Christmas. my mom had gotten a small water cooler that dispensed hot and cold water, and she had a chocolate syrup pump next to it for making hot chocolate. after my brother and i tried it he said "this tastes like ass", and i said "yeah, hot ass", and he said "hot chocolate ass!" so, i was in Tommy's office and he was talking about how hot it was and he said "hot ass" and it reminded me of this story and i said , out loud, "hot chocolate ass" just as the new girl walked in behind me, oh yeah, did i mention that she's black? and she looked at me and said "who's hot chocolate ass?, my hot chocolate ass?" "you don't even know me and you're talking about my hot chocolate ass" eye witness accounts say that i was as red as a beet.