still a pimp

my buddy mike married denise last week. (congradulations!) the night before the wedding mike and i went out to a bar and an old friend of mikes came to hang out with us. durring the course of the night we told her what we do for a living and she mentioned that she was a nurse at a hospital. so, a couple of days later i sent her a text message asking how many lives she had saved that day, to which she replied "too many to count", so i said, that she should keep saving them and i would keep sending them back. then i got a text back that said "i hope not, i work in OBGYN" i about died laughing.