how the hell do i get out of the friend zone

anyone?

the best thing about me

you know, i'm pretty smart, and good looking, not to mention how strong i am, but the best thing about me...i'm humble.

I only know 2 things about women...

and the other one is, they like chocolate

what i learned today

today i learned that there are too many 4's.

i'm a movie star

they finished filming my new movie (my scenes anyway). my first roll with lines, I'm only in 3 scenes (for the first 3rd of the movie, i die in the second 3rd), but the scenes were all me. we're going to have a release party early next year after all the editing is done. I'm pretty excited about it, the director and producer told me that they noticed how good of a job i did while they were editing some of what they had shot. i don't know if my acting will lead to anything, but it sure feels good to a star, even a little one.

what i learned today

Today I learned that impressing a girl you like by taking her to an audition is a bad idea because she might get the part playing your wife and bring her new boyfriend to rehersal.

you think you have problems

The other day i was talking to a friend of mine and i was telling him about some of my girl troubles. I told him how i had had a couple of dates with a couple of different girls, but nothing that i thought was going to lead anywhere but "the friend zone" and how although i was getting a little attention from each of these girls i wanted one girl to give me the bulk of her attention. As i was talking to him it dawned on me that this guy hadn't had a date in as long as I've known him and he would probably be grateful to have my problem and all of a sudden i felt very selfish.